September 13, 2004

Must. Control. Fist. Of. Death.

It took me a few minutes to calm down enough not to spew a profanity-laden rant. In fact, I'm not there yet. Hold on a sec.

OK, that's better.

I suppose I should have seen this coming: comparing George Bush to Hitler isn't working, but there has to be something that not tortured quite enough tortured artists and Leftist idiots can do. How about this? (hat tip: The Wild Hunt)

I'm slowly coming around to Steph's way of seeing it: this is just so pathetic it's actually funny. I mean, if people don't vote the way you think they should, it can't be that you are off the deep end of moonbattery, and your head is so far up your ass you can see your tonsils, can it? No, no! It must be...Satan:
Dubya 2004 poster: George Bush as Satan???
Now, since I've decided to go for outright mockery, I've called in my lovely wife.

Isn't it funny that it's "a tragedy in two acts"? At least they know they're going to lose, and lose badly, in November. And it's presented by the "Sacred Fools" Theater Company - well, at least they've got one right: they are fools. But they are honest: if you go to their site, they quite openly tell you "you are being lied to".

Oh, and while I'm at it, they need to fire the "artist" who made the poster: the invert pentagram on Bush's forehead doesn't have the proper orientation or aspect ratio to match the head it's purportedly attached to.

Now, if Bush is Satan, does that make Texas Hell? It would explain the summers. And Houston. And Eddie Bernice Johnson. Hey, my cats are cats from Hell! COOL!

They're going to have voter registration forms in the lobby. Now, imagine Steph talking with a really exaggerated East Texas accent:

"I was all set ta vote fer George Bush, but now that I know he's Satan, I guess I'll hafta go an' vote for John Kerry. He ain't Satan; he's just French. Well, mebbe I'll go on an' vote for Bush anyways."

If I lived in LA, it might be fun to go in costume. Nah; I don't want to give them any money, considering how they would use it.

What do you want to bet that if I put on a play with John Kerry dressed as a transvestite and talking with a fake French accent, I'd be the one they call intolerant and hateful? What would be the dialogue though? "I served in ze Viet Nam - but not on ze French side!"

Oh, forget it; they're not worth any more of my time.

Posted by Jeff at September 13, 2004 09:28 PM | Link Cosmos

How do you reconcile Bush being stupid with Bush being an evil genius? The first attempt was Karl Rove. So Bush was stupid and Karl Rove the evil genius. This is another sally in that campaign. How to explain Bush being simultaneously stupid and an evil genius? Why demonic possession, of course. When Bush speaks it's stupid. When the demon speaks it's evil genius. Why do I have to explain these things?

Posted by: Dave Schuler on September 14, 2004 08:34 AM

I mean, really. Once you've compared a guy to Hitler and Satan, where do you go then?

"Bush is Hitler! Bush is the anti-Christ! And, oh, I really hate his health care plan! And he was AWOL!"


Posted by: bkw on September 15, 2004 03:21 AM
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