December 17, 2003

Heh heh heh

Before going to see Return of the King, it might be wise to keep in mind these handly tips from Instant Karma:

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie,
say "Lucas could have done it better."
5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians
11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.
12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
15. In The Two Towers when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
19. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.

OK, on point 20, you might go unnoticed.

Posted by Jeff at December 17, 2003 09:38 AM | Link Cosmos
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