July 29, 2003

Nobody Outcrazies Kucinich

Bob Graham is really trying, but nobody outcrazies Kucinich:

He called for cutting the Pentagon's budget by $60 billion to pay for universal pre-kindergarten and canceling President Bush's $1.5 trillion in tax cuts in favor of universal college education. Kucinich said universal health care can be achieved with a system administered by the federal government.

Does anyone besides me remember the Saturday Night Live sketch "What were you Thinking?" All we have to do is change a few lines, make it Kucinich instead of Mondale, and we're done. It'd be worth seeing Kucinich nominated just for that skit.

Posted by Jeff at July 29, 2003 01:31 AM | Link Cosmos
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Kucinich gets better than that. He has actually submitted a bill in Congress to ban Orbital Mind Control Weapons.

Posted by: James Griffith on July 30, 2003 11:23 AM

I know. If I were one of Kucinich's opponents, I would arrange for my supporters to show up at Kucinich rallies, waving Kucinich signs and wearing hats made of tinfoil.

Posted by: Jeff on July 30, 2003 11:48 AM
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