April 23, 2003
His Majesty's Request
His Majesty demands death threats. See:
I DEMAND death threats!!!
Very well, sir; your wish is my command.
Rarr! I am the Rumsfeld Strangler, and I am going to strangle you! RARR!
Posted by Jeff at April 23, 2003 09:44 PM | Link Cosmos
Yeah, but he wants death threats from peaceniks, specifically. You do NOT qualify.
Aw, those cuddwy widdw peace activists ...
I appreciate the sentiment nonetheless.
It's not like the wittle peaceniks will ever muster the courage to threaten me anyways.
I feel so... Unhated...