Be amazed by Cindy's seeming lack of understanding that a hurricane hit New Orleans:

"I was prepared to be shocked by what I saw in Louisiana, but I guess one can never really fully prepare for such devastation and tragedy. After living in a country your entire life it is so difficult to see such callous indifference on an immense scale." (Can a hurricane show callous indifference?)

"Tens of thousands of families in our country have been devastated because of the incompetence and callousness of our so-called leadership." (not from the hurricane, mind you)

"If George Bush truly listened to God and read the words of the Christ, Iraq and the devastation in New Orleans would have never happened." (Oh how I've missed you Cindy!)

Thrill to see Cindy tell numerous lies: (according to Cindy's own definition that any statement that may be inaccurate is a lie whether intenional or not, i.e. WMD)

"The people in LA who were displaced have nice, if modest homes that are perfectly fine." (please ignore all those scenes of destroyed homes; they are, in fact, perfectly fine)

"The government declared martial law..." (absolutely false! Martial law was never declared.)

"Sand bags were removed from private property to make machine gun nests." (While I don't know the truth of this, it sounds very dubious.)

"When our fellow citizens are told to "shoot to kill" other fellow citizens because they want to stay alive, that is military and governmental fascism gone out of control." (The government gave citizens "shoot to kill" orders? Riiiiight!)

"... we were helping Americans. Just because their government abandoned them, we shouldn't feed them and give them medicine and supplies?" (All the thousands of gov't employees in NO would be surprised to hear how they abandoned the people, especially from someone who just got there today.)

Be afraid of her confusing complaining:

"I wonder why the government made them leave at great expense and uproot families who have been living in their communities for generations."

"The stench and the destruction are unbelievable. I saw some hurricane zones in the panhandle of Florida last year that were pretty bad but that couldn't have prepared me for this."

"Even though Algiers came through Katrina relatively unscathed, our federal government tried to force (mostly successfully) the people out of the community."

"Malik said the lawlessness was rampant. People were running out of food and water and they were being forced to go to the Superdome."

"They didn't want to go to the Superdome, because their homes were pretty intact: they wanted to stay and have food and water brought to them."

"The die hards were rewarded last Wednesday when the VFP rolled into town with food and water. The Camp Casey III people were the first ones to bring any relief to Algiers. The people who were supposed to look after its citizens, our government, failed them."

Let me get this straight. Our gov't failed the die hards of a lawless town that was relatively unscathed, yet running out of food and water, by ordering them to a centralized location instead of providing them door-to-door delivery service. Damn you George Bush! How could you ignore the plight of a small number of people in a relatively unscathed town who were stubbornly refusing to leave, insisting instead that supplies be brought to them? You heartless bastard! It's not like there were stranded, ill, disabled, and/or elderly adults and children that were incapable of evacuating the New Orleans area that required more immediate attention, you jerk!

And finally, try to contain your laughter at these random Sheehan tidbits:

"One thing that truly troubled me about my visit to Louisiana was the level of the military presence there. I imagined before that if the military had to be used in a CONUS (Continental US) operations that they would be there to help the citizens: Clothe them, feed them, shelter them, and protect them. But what I saw was a city that is occupied. I saw soldiers walking around in patrols of 7 with their weapons slung on their backs. I wanted to ask one of them what it would take for one of them to shoot me." (Casey would be so proud of his mom, don't you think? But at least she supports the troops.)

"If I had a store with an inventory of insured belongings, and a tragedy happened, I would fling my doors open and tell everyone to take what they need..." (Nothing like advocating insurance fraud, huh, Cindy?)

"George Bush needs to stop talking, admit the mistakes of his all around failed administration, pull our troops out of occupied New Orleans..."

Cindy, please never leave us again.