March 11, 2004
As Long as There's Nothing More Important to Worry About
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So it seems that some idiot believes that chess is racist:
Everyone knows that in a chess game white moves first.
This abstractly implies that white has a distinct advantage over black because black has to always take a defensive stand. Some see this as a continuing form of racism and want to change the rules of the game. Bill Ware, a devoted chess player, is one of these people and has come up with a new form of chess.
Bill Ware plans on removing color superiority by allowing the pieces to either be the same or different colors such as red, blue, green, etc. The determining factor on who moves first depends on what square the queen sits on.
Chess is played on a grid and each square has a variable of A-H, and a number of 1-8.
According to Ware, whichever queen sits on the square D-1, that is the team that moves first. This way, nether color has priority or an inherent right to move first.
Interesting. Interesting. How are the values of the squares defined? By where white sits! I guess it's back to the drawing board for Ware.
At least there's nothing more important to worry about than whether chess is racist.