Why Iowahawk is a Democrat

Before reading this, swallow anything in your mouth, move all liquids away from your computer, and don a surgical mask. Otherwise, I cannot be responsible for what gets onto your monitor while reading. My favorite bit:

I am a Democrat because I believe in helping those in need. All of us, you and I, have an obligation to those less fortunate. You go first, okay? I'm a little short this week.

But there's too much to excerpt, so read the whole thing.

OK, one more:

I am a Democrat because I believe in women's right to choose. I mean, not a church school or a tax shelter, or something like that, obviously. Let's be reasonable.

Posted by Jeff at January 1, 2004 01:38 PM | Link Cosmos