One-Sixteenth: The Real Joy

February 6, 2006

... of shopping with a four-year-old, is when you pass the display of bras and he yells out excitedly:

"Look! They sell breasts!"

Posted by lynx at February 6, 2006 10:48 PM

I literally laughed aloud. Thank God my cup is empty or I'd have spit coffee all over my freshly painted walls. That's precious!

Posted by: Dy at February 7, 2006 7:33 AM

TOO funny!!!! We call them "Mama covers" here! LOL My "Mamas" are what they used to nurse so any woman has "mamas" and "Mama covers". LOL

Posted by: Pensguys at February 7, 2006 8:04 AM

Well, they do sell implants, but that's probably not a concept you want to bother with right now.

Posted by: Mark L at February 7, 2006 9:23 AM

Did I call him a FOUR year old???!!! He's not four! He's still three! Ack!

Mark, I'm hoping to just stick with "No honey, you can't buy breasts" for a good few years yet.

Pen, in my house they've been "night-nights" and "needs" ;-)

Posted by: MamaLynx at February 7, 2006 9:50 AM

My son didn't have a name for mine while nursing, but my daughter took to calling them "nursies."

Posted by: Heidi at February 7, 2006 12:03 PM

LOL

I always figured that you spelled "need" as "knead". LOL

I've always just said nurse, nursing or nursies. MY actual 4 yo calls them breasts now, too.

Posted by: susie at February 7, 2006 12:16 PM

Even better when your 4 year old sees a large man with no shirt and loudly asks why that "lady" isn't wearing any clothes.

Must be a 4/almost 4 thing

Posted by: SheilaZ at February 7, 2006 5:02 PM

"I was expecting Shadayim."

Posted by: Brian at February 12, 2006 1:05 AM