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October 29, 2005
Sheriff Woody, Nudist
Here is the conversation I had with my 3 year old as I tried to dress him for a Halloween carnival this evening. Please note that at the beginning of the conversation, he is in his natural state.
Me: Let's get your costume on, so we can go!
Lachlan: Okay! Here's my vest! (He puts on the Woody vest.)
Me: Um ... I know! Let's put a shirt on first.
Lachlan: Woody doesn't wear shirts.
Me: Oh, yes he does. He wears a Sheriff Woody shirt, see? Good. Now we need underwear ...
Lachlan: Woody doesn't wear underwear.
Me: Oh yes, he does. Trust me. Now we need pants ...
Lachlan: Woody doesn't wear pants.
Apparently Sheriff Woody wears nothing but a vest, a badge, a gun and a hat. I think that's a whole different kind of carnival ... Exactly what version of Toy Story have my kids been watching?
Posted by lynx at October 29, 2005 11:11 PM
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Remember, Disney puts subliminal messages in their movies for years. There's the flowers in "Lion King" that supposedly spell SEX, and other reports of mischief. Lachlan may have stumbled on something in "Toy Story" that you aren't aware of.
Maybe there's a hidden menu in the DVD.
Posted by: Mark L ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.caerdroia.org/116/nav-commenters.gif)
at October 30, 2005 7:36 AM
Look, his name is 'Woody' you know. You think that's a coincidence?
Posted by: Brian at October 30, 2005 10:57 PM
Do I dare admit that one of my children just walked into the room in a Darth Vader mask, and announced himself as Darth Naked?
Posted by: Stephanie at October 31, 2005 4:16 PM
So long as it is your child, and not your husband, you can admit to almost anything.
Posted by: Jeff Medcalf at October 31, 2005 4:22 PM
My middle son is almost five. When I say it's time for a bath, he strips as quickly as possible in the middle of the living room, then runs and belly slams into his brother while screaming, "Naked sumo!"
So yeah, you can admit to Darth Naked.
Posted by: KathyJo at October 31, 2005 10:15 PM
ok, i think I love brian...oh and btw, if you do happen to get pics of jeff sporting only the woody badge, we do want to see those photos ;-)
Posted by: elisabeth at October 31, 2005 10:32 PM
So what happens if L hears porn music?
Posted by: Diane at November 1, 2005 1:16 AM
I don't know, Diane ... think we should try it out? ;-)
Naked sumo ... yep, that would happen here.
LOL and no comment, e.
Posted by: Stephanie at November 1, 2005 12:34 PM
If anybody reading this blog immediately thought "bom chicka bom BOUM" when they read Diane's comment, I'm going to laugh my butt off. And I'll feel better...
That's too funny! I think he's right-on with the attire. It was far too hot to deal with the full get-up.
Dy
Posted by: Dy at November 2, 2005 8:18 AM
Naked sherrif? I'm having flashbacks from the movie "Parenthood"!
Posted by: Poppins at November 2, 2005 10:35 AM