In the comments to the previous post, Jennifer left a link to this essay answering all your questions about elf sex.
It blends nicely with today's Foxtrot.
Though I'm not nearly as interested in elf sex as I am in ... ah, but this is a family-oriented blog :)
Posted by Steph at December 17, 2003 11:47 AMT-t-t-tickin' away...
Too much time on that guy's hands, certainly.